Click Here to read the Wall Street Journal article about a defendant at a criminal sentencing hearing.
"The trial judge immediately found the defendant guilty of contempt for “uttering a profanity at me in my presence, in my sight, and in a calculated way.” He handed down a one-year prison sentence for contempt, on top
Billy Hamilton channels Ambrose Bierce, who gave us The Devil’s Dictionary and such classics definitions as:
Conceit, n. Self-respect in one whom we dislike.
Hand, n. A singular instrument worn at the end of the human arm and commonly thrust into somebody’s pocket.
Tarif, n. A scale of taxes
You will enjoy this post at David Giacalone’s f/k/a about Frank Duci’s will:
(source: Schenectady Gazette) 
Dan was a single guy living at home with his father and working in the
family business. When he found out he was going to inherit a fortune when
his sickly father died, he decided he needed a wife with whom to share
his fortune.
One evening at an investment club meeting he spotted the
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Blogging credit to Professor Gary Beyer at Wills Trusts and Estates Prof Blog
Thank you to Stephan Worrall for sharing this Non Sequitor cartoon:
Click here for the Estate lawyer’s version of Little Red Riding Hood.
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